Microsoft Set To Buy Apple
A merger of catastrophic proportions took place today as two of the largest computer technology firms are set to combine.
Steve Jobs, formerly of Apple Inc., has finally given in to investor pressure to sell the trend setting company. There has been no word yet as to how the United States Government will treat the merger as it is sure to violate the antitrust and monopoly laws set it place.
The deal has been in the works for well over a year now and was sealed after Microsoft started selling its popular office sweet for the Mac platform.
Microsoft is reportedly set to pay $32.8 billion dollars, and Bill Gates sign his sole over to Steve Jobs and admit that he stole ideas for Apple Inc.. There is no reported estimate on how much Bill Gates soul is in fact worth, but our analysts have estimated it in the several billions.
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